Seeing my friends being awesome parents makes me cry.
KNOCK IT OFF, JERKS.
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
(via tealeafprincess)
“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
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Good to know that I’m some men’s worst nightmare come true.
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This makes me feel kind of powerful. RAWR!!! YOU BETTER RUN BOYS!
If you have the time/inclination/ability to post audio or video
I would love to be able to hear some of your voices when I’m back home tonight.
I dunno.
I wanted this back here today.
Here’s some stuff that will ruin your life. I have a lot more, but this is a good start.
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
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Track Name
Give Judy My Notice (E.P. Version)
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Album
Speed Graphic
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Artist
Ben Folds
Ben Folds - Give Judy My Notice
And I come running when you want me here
And when you want me to, I disappear
You can tell I haven't been outside much lately.
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Friend who lives nearby:
Hi Lindsay!
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Me:
Hi! How are you?
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Friend:
Good! Just heading out.
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Me:
Something indecipherable about bagels.
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(Walks faster)
The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.
Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
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Listen. Arguing against the guy who actually NAMED the GIF file format is akin to me telling you that my name is pronounced Jeh-ruh-mee and you deciding to call out Jee-ree-mai in a crowded room and getting your panties in a twist when I don’t fucking respond to you.
Boom. Soft fucking G.
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Boom, indeed.
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I’m not arguing, I just don’t care! Wheeeee!
I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT’S LIKE BOOB CHRISTMAS OVER HERE
