February 2012
BOOGER FREEZING COLD.
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dig-the-cat replied to your post: 3, 29, 30
Wait she’s allowed 3, but I’m not allow 49? :(
You first. I’ll catch up.
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redcloud asked: 6 and 28
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dig-the-cat asked: 50. All of the above?
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rartastic asked: 3, 29, 30
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vgsoh:
you know that fundraising thing where you throw a sponge at someone what if instead of a sponge it was a damp brick?
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Work
I’m a corporate recruiter at an insurance company. I recruit field claims representatives. I’ve been recruiting claims reps and attorneys for the last 11 years at different places, and while I am not a fan of this industry in general, I love my clients and candidates. The people I hire have technical knowledge about cars and construction and stuff like that, but first and foremost they...
“When you love you wish to do things for. You wish to sacrifice for. You wish to...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via bookmania)
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Today’s topic is much better than yesterday’s.
Geese: Nature's Assholes
Flock of geese: HONK HONK HEY WE ARE FLYING OVER YOUR HOUSE HONK HONK
Me: *wakes up* Huh? What time is it?
Flock of geese: HONK HONK I DUNNO MIDNIGHT MAYBE BUT ANYWAY WE WILL BE SENDING MORE GEESE EVERY HOUR ALL NIGHT HONK HONK
Me: Assholes.
Flock of geese: HONK HONK WE GET THAT A LOT HONK HONK
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GO TO SLEEP, BRIDGET.
NOW.
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liquiddiamonds asked: Every time I make banana bread at work I say BERNERNERBRUD and think of you. That's a true story.
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tj asked: BURGIT FRANCK-CA-CO-WACKY PERPERDERG! Am I to surmise\* that you have NOT seen "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"? You march yourself right over to your Netflix queue RIGHT NOW, young lady, and PUT IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR QUEUE. I said _MARCH_! There WILL be a quiz next time I see you. (\* Since you did not mention it when you talked about Spray On Shoes)
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And then I died of embarrassment.
Dr. B: I don't know if I've ever met a (f)artist before.
Me: *stops in tracks* How did you know... You saw my stitching.
Dr. B: There was a link on the podcast website.
Me: Oh. Right. You listened?
Dr. B: Yes.
“What was the take-away? Did they give any kind of high level?”
– Overheard just before another tiny piece of my soul died.
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I’m afraid to ask.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
pantsfreesia:
My reaction to Bridget admitting she’s turning into one of those people who don’t own a TV on the latest episode of Emergency Pants.
I will always, always, ALWAYS watch Doctor Who. :)
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Co-worker: Did you just sing "good morning"?
Me: Yup. It's going to be an outstanding day.
Co-worker: *pause* I'm jumping on that train.
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Good morning, nerds.
It’s going to be an outstanding day.
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I would be less annoyed about being this exhausted if it was because of something more exciting than hiring claims representatives.