January 2012
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pokinit1 answered your question: Tell me a story?
Well you see there was this dog and every day it would wait and meet his master at the train station. Well one day his master wa………….
I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA *covers ears*
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120pagemonster answered your question: Tell me a story?
There was a guy; An underwater guy who controlled the sea. (Not my story, but I think you know where I’m going with this.)
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luckyshirt answered your question: Tell me a story?
Richard Henry dropped the revolver into the envelope he had been given. It was still light out. He set the envelope on Jared’s body and left.
That’s my favorite story ever.
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vsc answered your question: Tell me a story?
Once upon a time there was a snake with legs, and it wandered all around, and told stories about typhoons and great white sharks.
I can’t wait until we share another fishbowl drink at a tiki bar, my friend.
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braincooksidea asked: You stopped me. But, just now, I heard the cough. The deep, bone rattling cough. And now I'm putting on headphones to listen to Emergency Pants. Thanks for reminding me that I need to catch up! AND that I can block out the horrible with the wonderful. VIVA LOS PANTALOONS!
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alinasmith asked: Sometimes the cat goes missing for a few days, but he always comes back. Fatter.
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braincooksidea asked: I haven't heard the Garbage Truck's cough yet today, but there's some sort of beeping going on in the next cube over and I might stab myself in the ears with this pen. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
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Tell me a story? →
Maybe this could be a recurring Friday/work from home day thing.
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wordishness replied to your photo: I dunno.
*coffee spit-take*
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My Ideal Day
Dr. B gave me homework this week. I am supposed to imagine my ideal day and what it would involve. Reality is not a factor. No limits.
The more I think about it, the more I want to turn it into a project, like a coloring book or a science fair presentation. With drawings and text and pictures and maybe a diagram or two.
BRB buying construction paper and glue.
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My sourcer/coordinator is a younger, more fabulous...
He’s in his early 20s, eleventy feet tall, skinny, has piles and piles of hair, and wears a bright orange wool coat.
I just had to tell you guys, that’s all.
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“Mike Doughty is my Drumstrings Casey.”
– things I may or may not have just emailed
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“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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smartasshat replied to your post: At least two people have invited me to have pizza with them recently
We only hired hiyomm because Karen said he was cooo-alll! BYOOOWWW!
I AM SLAIN.
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elizabethplaid asked: Could you describe these "robots with boners" more? I drew a version of the "burjit" platypus-billed bear (with wings and horns) earlier, so maybe "robots with boners" will inspire me more.
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At least two people have invited me to have pizza...
but it has to be Dominoes and we have to use the heavy metal pizza tracker on the website.
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ronbailey asked: Thank god you have anonymous questions turned on. I wanted to tell you how much I'll love you forever, but I was afraid it would make things all awkward between us. - An Anonymous Tumblr Person
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That thing where
you get your hair did over the lunch hour but when you get back to the parking lot at work you just sit there and stare at the steering wheel for 20 minutes.
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I've decided I'm going to act like I'm in a cheesy...
When I walk into a room I’ll wait for the applause to stop before I speak, and when I say something funny I’ll ham it up for camera 2. Oh, and I’ll make the “settle down” gesture if the audience gets too rowdy.
Cubemate: I just ran a report on what our workloads are going to be after next week.
Me: I already know.
Cubemate: You're getting 20 more requisitions. I'm getting 15.
Me: I know.
Cubemate: How are we going to do this?
Me: *That* I don't know.
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