December 2009
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Focus? What, bofus?
Say huh?
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I would like to reserve a booth at the upcoming Franckoworld convention. We sell high quality consumer goods of the snuggie/oxiclean variety. Our salesmen are courteous but forceful. Can you provide the square footage available at the venue as well as the names of any reputable taxidermists in the immediate area?
We’ve got a park behind our place. I’ll reserve the...
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Which brother do you like best, the ruggedly handsome one who ditched that one horse town, or the sniveling pasty one who still lives (practically) in his parents basement?
Neither of those sound familiar.
Also: I’m telling Mom.
How do you feel about full body scanners at airports?
Tingly.
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I’m trying to build up my business. Could you set out one long table or two card tables in your yard this spring? I think the people sleeping and filming in your yard would appreciate some chow from Wok ‘n Roll Catering.
That depends. How’s your Crab Rangoon?
If you answered “delicious” then welcome to Franckoworld.
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How did you get started doing cross-stitch?
I saw a pattern from Subversive Cross Stitch http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/ that I wanted to make for a Christmas gift in 2007. I was sure I wasn’t going to be able to do it. I looked for finished versions on etsy but couldn’t find any, so I bought a kit. I haven’t stopped since. Seriously. My fingers really...
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Is it wrong that I purposely pronounce Victor Hugo’s epic work “less miserables” instead of ‘lay miss a rob’?
Not at all. In fact, I think I heard somewhere that Mr. Hugo preferred it that way.
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what is the meaning of life?
42
How old would you be, if you didn’t know how old you were?
12. Thanks for the question, Satchel!
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Banger? I don’t even know her.
Hi, Tony! ^_^
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I figured you could ask Jamie: Do English people eat English muffins? Or are they just called muffins?
I think they call them crumpets. The English only eat things with charming names, like Bangers and Mash or Bubble and Squeak. Or Pukka Pies.
What’s your favorite thing to watch/listen to while you stitch?
I like to listen to podcasts like You Look...
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Would iphone using cows eat organic hay?
Trick question. Cows would not be able to activate the touch screen.
favorite curse word?
Fucknuckle.
If your boss texts you while you on vacation (about a non-emergency), is it out of line to tell him to fuck off?
I suppose it depends on how much you value your job. But yeah, that’s...
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What is your favorite kind of cookie?
I’m allergic to eggs. This is the best eggless cookie recipe EVER. http://www.egglesscooking.com/2009/01/23/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/
How much water do we REALLY need on the floor?
More.
It doesn’t matter how much there is. We always need more.
I’m thinking about visiting friends in...
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Chipotle: The best food ever, or merely in the last 200 years?
Best ever. DUH.
If you could choose only one, would you choose Bigfoot, Yeti or Loch Ness Monster?
Loch Ness Monster, hands down. I kind of have a thing for lake/sea monsters.
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Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Girls don’t fart, silly.
How’s the craft room coming along?
Actually, pretty good! I hope to have enough done to post pictures by February.
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Are you mad at me? I’ve fallen so behind listening to EP!!
Of course not! I love you!
I don’t know who you are, but still - there’s a pretty strong chance that I love you.
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What’s your favorite condiment?
If ketchup came in vats, we would buy them. That being said, I also have a rapturous enjoyment of mustard - the hotter the better.
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What is your very favorite embroidery that you’ve ever done?
It’s a tie between the Jonathan Coulton First of May sampler http://www.flickr.com/photos/beefranck/3108477305/ and the Squirrel Nut Zippers Hell sampler - http://www.flickr.com/photos/beefranck/3319384034/ because I feel like they are the best examples of what I’m trying to do with the stuff I make.
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where do babies come from?
I feel a little uncomfortable answering this if you don’t already know, since I feel like this sort of thing is best left to a parent to answer… I’ll give you the answer my sister-in-law gave my niece. When Mommies and Daddies get married, after the ceremony the priest has three babies for them to choose from. The Mommies and Daddies choose the one...
You can ask me something if you want.
I get bored a lot. Give me something to focus on.
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WwF Tournament results are coming in.
nicky36:
wordishness:
Updated brackets later today.
SPOILER ALERT: I lost.
Me, too! *high five*
Watchsblaufuss:
Closed circuit television cameras captured one of our podcast listeners enjoying an episode in an office building.
Emergency-pants.net
I see what you did there!
This is actually pretty similar to what happened to me when I walked into the bathroom at work and just started laughing when I saw the Shameless Shitter standing there. How do you explain looking someone in the face and...
I'm not having fun anymore.
misseffieb:
Here is a gratuitous paragraph about myself.
I realize with a quiet horror that I am pretty sad today. I swirl it around like the last bit of cocoa in a mug, hoping that the separated constituents will come back together to become something I like. I remember all the times it’s been enough to say, “you know what? Fuck this. I am going to put on my favorite dress and be happy...
