January 2010
Wal-Mart Using Fake Community Group to Manufacture... →
Angry jazz hands have been deployed in the Franck house this afternoon.
I said it out loud to normal, non-Internets, and...
sblaufuss:
sniffyjenkins:
So these people came to my house today from a big, glossy women’s mag to take some photos of me. It was surreal, anxiety-inducing, bizarre but fun. They were lovely, funny, professional women and made me feel totally at ease being plastered in inches of makeup, dressed in gauzy tops and stared at for hours.
Towards the end of the shoot (Ha! “the shoot”! OMGWTFBBQ)...
What I should be doing this weekend:
sblaufuss:
Writing
Entertaining you all on Tumblr, and Twitter, and Facebook
Cleaning my house
My taxes
What I will be doing, instead:
Playing Mass Effect 2
Playing Modern Warfare 2
Sleeping
Fucking
Kinda feel like the last one on the second list belongs on the first list, too.
We overslept.
This never, ever happens.
It was really nice.
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formspring.me
Whenever I read your name I see it as Beef Frank. I’m sorry.
S’alright. I’ve come to accept that, as you can see here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/beefranck/3409475826/
Ask me something. If I don’t know the answer, I’ll make something up.
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formspring.me
When did you move to IL?
I met Jim in July of 1995 and right away I knew he was the man I wanted to marry - or at least shack up with. So in January of 1996, I moved to Chicago.
I guess if there’s one thing to take away from this story it would be: Always, always, ALWAYS make sure that your plans in life revolve around the boy you like. It never ends badly!
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wordishness asked: I know this is like asking someone to choose their favorite child, but let's say you have to: what's your favorite cross-stitch you've ever made?
i cannot wait until im older,
dear-sir-and-or-maam:
just so that people will take me seriously.
I’m 36 and still waiting. :)
My husband, ladies and gentlemen
Him: What are you getting?
Me: Polish sausage.
Him: Why would you pay for something you can get anytime for free?
Me: Maybe the footlong.
Him: Like I said!
Watchnickdouglas:
Jon Stewart lays out Keith Olbermann’s over-the-top name-calling of Senator Scott Brown
<3
"Servicing Clients"
is a phrase that is making me giggle this morning. Also, I am 12.
Sleep Paralysis →
This is why I fight sleep.
Watchsblaufuss:
“I’ll roll up to NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker!”
I always feel like the first line of this song is mine.
I’m so tired.
So.
I have my second interview in 9 months of unemployment today. I’m not worried about it, though, because my husband sang me the “Don’t Worry” song which he composed himself. He says he choreographed the dance, too, but I don’t know. At the very least it was heavily influenced by Twyla Tharp.