I wouldn’t want to be accused of taking part in a rumble.
When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional...– Confederacy of Dunces
These cars — that’s a school teacher who thinks taxes are too high…there’s a mom...– Jon Stewart in his closing address at today’s rally. There it is—simple as that. Fight your instinct to polarize. Learn a thing or two from those who you think are different from you. Don’t be an asshole. (via lonelysandwich) This needs to be nailed to everyone’s front door. (via sblaufuss)
We finally watched Ironman II
How I saw it: Blah blah blah Ironman’s being a douche blah blah blah that Ivan guy really needs a shower blah blah blah SAM ROCKWELL blah blah blah kinda awesome drone fight blah blah blah the end.
8: Mommy, I'm HUNGRY!
Me: Yeah, dinner is cooking.
8: Your FACE is cooking.
Me: Why did I ever teach you that?
Maybe print is dead, but at least when you finish reading a book, there isn’t a...– @hopelarson on Twitter (via timtfj) A-freaking-men.
We're giving away a copy of Zombie Cross Stitch
over at Mr X Stitch. I asked people to comment with the book, movie, or TV show that they felt would benefit the most from the addition of zombies or another horror element. My favorite answer so far? The View. If you want to enter you can do so here.
A wagon fulla pancakes?
In the champeenship? I’d like to see you try!
I want to start a support group for people whose...
You mean one *besides* the one you and I have every Tuesday.
I'm in love
with a man named Mondo. Seriously. I love that guy.
Being awake never felt so clear and blue.
I should really lay off the giggling.
There is a wait so long.
You’ll never wait so long.
I prefer my co-worker nattering on about her wedding plans for hours to my other co-worker complaining about her nattering on about her wedding plans for hours.
Sticks and stones via McHenry County Turning Point There were a cavalcade of letters (Mostly political) in today’s NW Herald, but this one jumped out. Hats off to the Equality Club for addressing this issue. To the Editor: “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me.” If only that were true. Bullying in one form or another probably will exist as long as there are human...
A haiku for you
I wanted bacon I got pineapple instead I still want bacon
Goodbye California - The Billy Nayer Show I’ve decided I need some Cory McAbee in my life.