Happy birthday, Shane! I didn’t know what to get you, so here’s a random bit of audio from MST3K and a message - if I had to choose between our friendship and MST3K, I’d choose you. Of course, I’d give you shit over it for the rest of your life, but still.
Because Shane started it, here’s another song you’ve never heard from King Missile. It’s all about Gary and Melissa, and the things that they like to do together. Included is a list of the equipment required to do these things.