July 2010
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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I lost five more pounds.
That’s 15 since June. I hope these random announcements aren’t annoying. I figure if I tell the Internet it might help keep me on track.
Jul 31st
I'M FAMOUS!!!!!
pennynickels: Listen to me talk talk talk talk about fiber, stitching, and Steely Dan. It’s that kind of party.  STITCHING N JUNK Mr X and I had the honor of interviewing Penny Nickels! Here it is in podcast form!
Jul 30th
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No, YOU’RE playing a stupid audio book so the house will seem less lonely!
Jul 30th
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My next design: Fight Club.
No, not that. No, not that either. No, not “I am Jack’s whatever” either. Gimme a couple weeks and I’ll show you.
Jul 30th
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yhf: brave-slut: I may not know much about sports, but I know this is making me cackle. ARRHHARRHARRHARRHfaceplant Can’t. Stop. LAUGHING.
Jul 30th
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“LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!!! I WANT ON THE INFORMATION...”
– Crow T. Robot
Jul 30th
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MST3K - Fire Maidens from Outer Space Featuring Crow’s evil twin Timmy and a lesson in turning any phrase into a double entendre.
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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So, *this* interaction was not at all weird.
I saw my boss’s boss in the cafeteria this morning. He waved, I waved. Then he waved me over, smiling. Him: “So, this is your last week, right?” Me: “Yeah, that’s my understanding. The project is wrapping up.” Him: nods, smiling Me: “So…” Him: still nodding, still smiling Me: “Well, I’m sure I’ll see you...
Jul 26th
ListenHappy birthday, Shane! I didn’t know what to...
Jul 26th
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Jul 24th
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ListenBecause Shane started it, here’s another...
Jul 24th
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Listensblaufuss: Everybody only knows the one King...
Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Either it's cold in here
or my turkeys are done.
Jul 23rd
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Hey you
You’re nice. Thanks.  You know who you are. 
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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For Bridget and Shane →
sblaufuss: pennynickels: I know you invented this on EP.  It’s totally ripping us off! ANOTHER product we made up is being produced??? *angry jazz hands*
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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There is a Fisher Nut factory very close to where...
Me: Wouldn’t it be awesome if they had a Recruiter position available? Jim: You know the only reason you’d want to work there is so you could go to the warehouse and shout ”THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!” Me: Hee hee hee! Yeah.
Jul 20th
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My absolute favorite scene in Kung Fu Hustle. 
Jul 20th
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Jul 18th
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Eating my feelings
They taste like chocolate and peanut butter!
Jul 17th