October 2010
September 2010
My next band will be named The Extraneous Commas.
First album: Run-on Sentence.
Let's just be honest.
Instead of saying: “The contractors are excused for the rest of the meeting” just say: “Bridget, now’s your chance to enjoy a diet soda since no one else will be in the office to hear you belch.”
Manic Monday: Where I discuss my own brand of...
vegkat:
pennynickels:
Nothing bad can happen while I’m taking a bath.
I agree 100%. We should all just stay in the bath at all times and the world would be much better off. Maybe a few water shortages here and there, but nothing major.
Just like the B Ark Captain in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and oh my god I am a huge nerd.
I'm working a temporary assignment
It’s the same place as the last one. I drive 40 miles each way, and the pay is low - but this time, I’m extending offers. (Yes, this company is hiring so many people right now they actually need help extending offers. Bonkers.)
It’s the best part of a recruiter’s job, and I do it all day. My week just started with the first person I talked to bursting into tears of joy.
...
I have so many project ideas that I never do...
mostly because I imagine that Tim Gunn would question my taste level.
Just thinking about this bit makes me giggle
Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh … a little bit, yes.
“Though the world may think you strange, I find you great.”
– They Might Be Giants - I’m Your Boyfriend Now
How is it that I'm so socially awkward I can't...
Let me know if you figure this out.
Why? Um. No reason.
I’m not awkward.
I’m NOT.
Gross, dude.
Just… gross.
OH NOTHING I JUST PUT ANDROID 2.2 ON MY DROID X
sblaufuss:
No big deal.
I don’t know what this means. Can you explain it to me using “big red button” terminology?
Chunky love
is a phrase that Jim coined tonight, with much enthusiasm.
This is one of the reasons we work so well.
I have a sore throat.
I sound like Kathleen Turner and Rachel Ray’s love child.
Ny-Quil.
Also banned from O'Donnell's campaign offices:
sblaufuss:
Using the scroll wheel on their mice.
No one is allowed to sauce tacos, either. It puts a HUGE damper on Fiesta Fridays.
