My next band will be named The Extraneous Commas.
First album: Run-on Sentence.
Let's just be honest.
Instead of saying: “The contractors are excused for the rest of the meeting” just say: “Bridget, now’s your chance to enjoy a diet soda since no one else will be in the office to hear you belch.”
Manic Monday: Where I discuss my own brand of...
vegkat: pennynickels: Nothing bad can happen while I’m taking a bath. I agree 100%. We should all just stay in the bath at all times and the world would be much better off. Maybe a few water shortages here and there, but nothing major. Just like the B Ark Captain in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and oh my god I am a huge nerd.
I'm working a temporary assignment
It’s the same place as the last one. I drive 40 miles each way, and the pay is low - but this time, I’m extending offers. (Yes, this company is hiring so many people right now they actually need help extending offers. Bonkers.) It’s the best part of a recruiter’s job, and I do it all day. My week just started with the first person I talked to bursting into tears of joy. ...
I have so many project ideas that I never do...
mostly because I imagine that Tim Gunn would question my taste level.
Just thinking about this bit makes me giggle
Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia? Doctor: Yes. Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes? Doctor: Yes. Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy? Doctor: Uh … a little bit, yes.
Though the world may think you strange, I find you great.– They Might Be Giants - I’m Your Boyfriend Now
How is it that I'm so socially awkward I can't...
Let me know if you figure this out. Why? Um. No reason. I’m not awkward. I’m NOT.
OH NOTHING I JUST PUT ANDROID 2.2 ON MY DROID X
sblaufuss: No big deal. I don’t know what this means. Can you explain it to me using “big red button” terminology?
is a phrase that Jim coined tonight, with much enthusiasm. This is one of the reasons we work so well.
I have a sore throat.
I sound like Kathleen Turner and Rachel Ray’s love child.
Also banned from O'Donnell's campaign offices:
sblaufuss: Using the scroll wheel on their mice. No one is allowed to sauce tacos, either. It puts a HUGE damper on Fiesta Fridays.