November 2011
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I remember!
pennynickels replied to your post: Stuff that has been tagged as me in Facebook photos
I tagged you in Father Downing!
I felt so loved. :)
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Stuff that has been tagged as me in Facebook...
Cats
Underpants
Furbies
A plush deer head
Michele Bachman eating a corndog
A rough sketch of the Human Centipede
Sister Steve of Father Dowling Mysteries
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October 2011
A prepubescent nerdboy dressed in what I can only...
I fucking love Halloween.
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In which my brother from a Canadian mother tells...
Me: We'll always have iMessage.
Fey Driver: What would we do if we didn't have fingers? We would have no way to interact.
Me: Sure we would. I'd send you messages WITH MY BRAIN.
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elizabethplaid asked: I don't think I can accurately depict the Nick Cage face until my next trip to the bathroom for #2.
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It's been a long day already.
My Brain: GAH. We need a drink.
Me: Right?? I mean, wait, what? NO! It's a work day! And do you even know what time it is?
My Brain: ...
Me: It's 10:45.
My Brain: ...
Me: IN THE MORNING.
My Brain: Soooooooo... *pause* Too early?
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felistella asked: I had a friend in college whose South-American family had two dogs: Sean, whose breed I cannot recall, and Tiger who was a German Shepherd.
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thesoundandthefurry asked: I just found out that my neighbor's dog's name is Alec.
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Pfffffffffft.
Pffffft.
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“OH CRAP I HAVE ANOTHER PODCAST.”
– me, today
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“I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the...”
– Shana Abé (via align)
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“I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is
mankind’s sole...”
– Bill Hicks (via promisepaul)
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elizabethplaid replied to your photo: When I was about 17 I got to this point. I thought…
is that a steady feeling, or do you have (for lack of a better word) relapses? i’ve relapsed a few times, but i lack energy if i’m feeling bad nowadays.
It was a steady feeling for awhile. I do feel like that again sometimes, but it’s not sustainable. It wasn’t necessarily healthy, because...
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I'm Just Sayin': correction: →
talesofaniceberg:
beefranck:
marleymarley:
marleymarley:
tumblr didn’t load correctly somehow and I didn’t see that it was, in fact, beefranck who was first to guess correctly:
beefranck replied to your photo: Ok- which of you nerds is going to figure out my…
Where’s Waldo Emerson?
Though it should be ‘Where’s …
I’m afraid you two are just going to have to settle this the...
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I'm Just Sayin': correction: →
marleymarley:
marleymarley:
tumblr didn’t load correctly somehow and I didn’t see that it was, in fact, beefranck who was first to guess correctly:
beefranck replied to your photo: Ok- which of you nerds is going to figure out my…
Where’s Waldo Emerson?
Though it should be ‘Where’s …
I’m afraid you two are just going to have to settle this the old-fashioned way:
mud wrestling.
Oh,...
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Shampoo: *knead knead knead knead*
Me: Hey, give it a rest.
Shampoo: One second. *knead knead knead knead*
Me: If you don't stop you're off my lap for the morning.
Shampoo: Yeah, yeah. *knead knead knead knead*
Me: I mean it.
Shampoo: *knead knead knead knead*
Me: *slowly pushes Shampoo off of my lap onto the floor*
Shampoo: *KNEADKNEADKNEADKNEADKNEADKNE-* *clunk*
Me: I warned you.
Shampoo: It was worth it.
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
ZOMBIES AT THE SUPERMARKET! SEND HELP!
Oh, wait. They’re just inconsiderate assholes.
False alarm.
