December 2011
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I was going to work tonight
but I’m not because Mythbusters.
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“Friends are forever, everything else is just a bonus. And by bonus I mean my...”
– Herman Cain
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November 2011
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Me: When do you want to leave, duderonomy?
CB: Dude what?
Me: You know. Dude, the Book of Deuteronomy - duderonomy.
CB: ...
Me: No?
CB: No.
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redcloud asked: Once upon a time, there was a BLERGH about PERPERDERGS. The end. Okay, I suck at making up stories.
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elizabethplaid asked: I got season 6 of Doctor Who from netflix today (on dvd). I finished watching season 5 on instant not long ago, and now I am psyched to watch season 6. A couple people I follow have already posted spoilers, so I'm all "WTF?" about what might/will happen. Also, I would like you to know that I wish to watch Spongebob from the beginning, since I never watched it regularly despite it...
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This conference call may never end. →
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I know that I'm home
when I hear people speaking in other languages.
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Co-worker: MEETINGS ALL DAY. UGH.
Me: *puts on coat* *grabs purse*
Co-worker: Where are you going?
Me: I'm going to make sure you eat today. I'm going to buy you a sandwich.
Co-worker: No, you don't have to do that.
Me: Potbellys.
Co-worker: Ham and Swiss on white, just lettuce.
Me: That's what I thought you said.
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Third day in a row I've woke up with a headache
Second day in a row of feeling barfy.
I would feel better about it if I had done something fun to cause it.
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I didn't feel good today and everything I thought...
frosted mini-wheats
hot chocolate with whipped cream
Kit Kats
potato chips
more hot chocolate, this time with marshmallows
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elizabethplaid replied to your quote: I see how it is. You’re the fluffer.
also, i don’t want that image in my head. that’s… i don’t think of you and shane in that way.
LOOK I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE SEX OK
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“I see how it is. You’re the fluffer.”
– frageelay
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YOU GUYS
frageelay:
I’m going to be on a certain pants-related podcast tonight! I’ve never been a Special Guest Star before. I hope Barnaby Jones and Betty and Jedediah can figure out who murdered me by the end of the show!
She just asked me if any topics are taboo. SO CUTE! ^_^
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tj replied to your post: That thing where
That’s not shampoo.
Well then what…
Oooooooooh.
I think I solved the riddle.
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“and thanks to Bridget, my iPad now autocorrects boners as BONERS.”
– atsirhc
You’re welcome! ^_^
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my collective memories are in shambles and so...
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Doo Right
Me: Um.
My Brain: …
Me: Good song.
My Brain: *grunts*
Me: …
My Brain: …
Me: I was just… wondering how many more times we’re gonna listen to it? It’s been like, twent-
My Brain: *hiss* *growl*
Me: Okay, okay!
My Brain: *turns up volume*
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Co-worker: Her boots are so cute.
Me: Huh? Her what?
Co-Worker: Boots. Why, what do you think I-oh.
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“Hi Bridget! I know you don’t quilt, but I know you’re listening....”
– my friend Pam of Hip to be a Square podcast
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That thing where
you go to put your hand through your hair (which is a really bad habit anyway because by the end of the day you always end up looking like the dude from Lawnmower Man) and your fingers catch on a HUGE patch of crusty dried shampoo and now you’re afraid to look down because you’re pretty sure that your shirt is inside out and/or missing.
“I… I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see any of this.”
– Ergonomic Consultant who happened to see my workstation from an adjoining cube
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Boss: (talking to co-workers a few cubes away) I've been thinking about getting something for the office that will show you guys how much I appreciate your hard work. Maybe a coffeemaker?
Me: *stands up* *looks over*
Boss: Oh, hey, did you need something?
Me: Coffeemaker?
Co-worker: I was going to warn you not to let Bridget hear you say that.
Boss: *to me* Oh, you like coffee?
Me: Coffeemaker?
I guess we're finally getting a refrigerator in...
BRB writing “Daddy’s soul donut - do not touch!!!” on my lunch.
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Do what you love. It really is that fucking...
inthefade:
delgrosso:
Tony has spoken.
It’s really not that simple, Tony.
It’s not that simple when you have other people you are responsible for, when you have a mortgage to pay and children to feed. It’s not that simple when doing what you love will, for a time, pay far less than doing what you are doing. Maybe it’s simple when you are single, when you are on your own, when you have no...
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todayiwrotenothing asked: When I was unpacking my groceries this morning, I commentated in perperderg style. Lermin merangapa. Banabanas. Curfee. Vergables. I blame you.
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rartastic asked: I saw a really chubby squirrel that looked like Totoro and thought of you.
