January 2012
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I love you guys.
So. Much.
And wine. I love wine, too.
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hellonessapodcast asked: Bridget, I just want you to know that i think you're pretty damn fabulous. Happy New Years! xo
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stupon asked: why is it that we live so close to each other, yet we always seem to communicate through your asky thing? Also, through texts. I would post a pic of a pooper or some type of phallic thing but I am on my laptop. However, check your phone in 3, 2...
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smartasshat asked: If you keep moving forward, how you gonna back dat ass up?
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oati asked: In 2012, I'm going to learn to surf. I'm going to _try_ to learn to surf. It'll be hiiiiilarious. And that's my wish, too, for the year: more hilarity. Hilarious New Year to you!
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“I work well with curmudgeons.”
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fancycwabs asked: I only took care of half my resolutions from last year (I completely failed to write and illustrate "The Very Hungry Toilet," for instance) so I'll work on taking care of those again this year.
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doorhingeteeth asked: Resolutions: lose my last bit of weight that is clinging on for dear life. Do something with makeup as a career (long term or short term) wishes : that it will become "trendy " to live with less. See a decline in over privaledged self entitled white people. An increase in education. And an end to bigotry. And for people to stop being so goddamned sensitive about EVERYTHING and instead of...
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ughwhocares asked: My resolution is to always move forward. Forward, forward, forward, even if slowly.
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toolateadopter asked: Drunk texts are a terrible idea. Discuss.
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kalamazu asked: So should I take up cross stitching, you think?
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blanddiva11-deactivated20121020 asked: Wishes for 2012: That many people would lose their stupid. That homophobia would die a violent death. That people who work hard would prosper. That a cure for cancer and many other diseases is found. That nobody would ever wear crocs again. My wishes are few and simple, yes?
You could ask me something →
or tell me your resolutions for next year, or your anti-resolutions, or the best part of this last year, or what you don’t mind leaving behind.
You know. If you want.
I want to stay up past midnight
so I haven’t even opened the wine yet. Also, I am drinking coffee so I am what I like to call MEGA AWAKE.
Best idea ever, or worst idea ever?
You can answer in the morning after all of my overly-caffeinated/drunk texts have been received.
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frageelay replied to your post: Goals for 2012
BONERS
SO MANY BONERS.
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Goals for 2012
Worry less.
Have fun.
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December 2011
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New fake band name: Coffee in My Cleavage
case-a-dilla:
Album name: Spilling Over First single: Needs More Cream
I saw them when they went on tour with Cleavage Chocolate! They were sponsored by Magnum Ice Cream Bars.
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Forever Awake
It’s like the Forever Lazy except that it’s made of really itchy fabric and has a built-in audio system that rattles off the things you didn’t accomplish this week as well as the latest passive aggressive voice mail from your mother.
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