April 2011
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Editing and scheduling guest contributor posts
in bed.
Mystery - Indigo Girls
Why do you spend this time...
March 2011
“And her special attack would be shooting sandpaper darts out of her arid vagina!”
– Me, discussing a not very nice lady by describing what kind of Pokemon she would be
The little store in our office is out of Kit Kats.
How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee…..
How come you don't ever use your Etsy store? →
pennynickels:
Oh, I don’t know.
No, YOU'RE singing the Richard Cheese version of...
Weirdo.
I don't know where I think I'm going today, but...
I just took wrong turns in my own neighborhood.
I think I’ll just sit here for a minute.
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Reluctant Cuddle Buddy
is my new fake band name.
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Some guy at the Post Office practically laid his head on my shoulder while waiting for the pen I was using, and then when I handed it to him he STAYED IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE.
DUDE. I AM NOT YOUR CUDDLE BUDDY.
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If the main events in my life over the last couple...
Gut Infection - The Musical
Sick Cats Are A Girl’s Best Friend
The Purple Rose of Depression
Emergency! (Plumber)
Beach Pity Party Bingo
The soundtrack for all of these would, of course, be that whiny Simple Plan song.
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pennynickels:
Dear Scott Adams
Is this what your readers are bitching about having to open doors for women? I guess they were just taking the path of least resistance to get her out of that building and into that car. That’s probably what that hood was for too. But don’t worry, the Libyan govt is saying she’s mentally unstable or probably drunk. Here’s to picking your...
Current status: Dreamscape.
Next up: Ladyhawke, followed by Krull.
What.
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“You are superior in only one respect. You are better at dying.”
– Dalek Sec
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Nessa is awesome.
I just thought you guys should know if you didn’t already.
New fake band name
doaflip:
The Bum Sex Situation
