June 2011
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And not a single bitch was cut that night →
Here you go, Kat - new Pants. :)
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I swear to god,
billyreuben:
vegkat:
if I have to go another week without any Emergency Pants, I’ll cut a bitch.
Yeah what Vegkat said! You’d better watch out Shane.
WE’RE DOING IT! GOSH!
(I love you guys.)
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May 2011
My carpool buddy just dared me to flash the...
Carpooling really has improved my quality of life.
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You know that thing where you’re going through messages in gmail and when you’re done the cursor happens to be hovering over a friend’s email address so that their information pops up in that little window and seeing their face unexpectedly like that makes you smile?
Just me?
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Pretty much every time someone reblogs me
dorkitude:
I just want to make you happy, Evan.
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“My weight is just one thread in my tapestry of self-hatred.”
– me
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Only 302! It's a return to work miracle!
Oh wait… “your mailbox is over its size limit”…
I dare you.
lisarahmat:
To randomly say “FOR THE PANDAS” either to a co-worker or a complete stranger today.
Example: Colleague: Hey, how’s it going? You: It’s going fine. FOR THE PANDAS.
You should totally do this. FOR THE PANDAS.
Let me know how it goes!
Oh, yes. This is *happening*.
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Inappropriate Undergarments
is my current status and my new fake band name.
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Harm Farm - Taunting the Drowsy
No I won’t...
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Playing a guessing game with myself about the number of emails I’ll have to wade through today.
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Completely and utterly despondent at the idea of going back to the brick building full of lies tomorrow.
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King Missile - I Wish
Because finding a King...
I guess that sleep thing isn't happening any time...
Harumph.
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I turn to you
Life is a game
Especially when you are in pain
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You'd better hurry, Bridget.
lindstifa:
It took me 5 minutes to devour half of that cheese.
Okay, I’ll hurry! I just hope you don’t mind Crocs and pajama pants.
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