July 2011
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Thanks to those who have shared their kitty advice and support. I’m afraid Shampoo won’t look at any food, even stuff she absolutely loves. We went back to the vet for more fluids and pain meds, and if she doesn’t eat tomorrow we’ll go back for more. We’ve got some critical care food and and a feeding syringe, too.
And now I’m going to go medicate myself with...
I think I’ll continue to see things as a child; it’s not so far to fall.
– Milo, The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster (via b-train)
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She hasn’t eaten.
It's days like this that I miss working for a...
Seconded.
June 2011
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I need ten pounds of sawdust and a clean lobster claw. Not even kidding.
– Penny Nickels
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Shampootilicious status
She’s obviously feeling much better - she’s meeting me at the door and following me around again - but she’s still not 100% and STILL isn’t eating. There’s yet another vet appointment tonight for more fluids and anti-vomiting meds if she hasn’t eaten anything by the time I get home. Keep your fingers crossed for us.
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YOU GUYS IT IS 50 DEGREES IN THIS MEETING ROOM
SEND BLANKETS AND/OR TAUNTAUNS
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Things I am out of this morning
Business casual clothing I’m comfortable wearing
Bras
Fucks to give
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Wide-awake McNeversleeps.
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Pants Party!
Shane and I are about to record, so if there’s anything you’d like us to ramble on about make fun of discuss, leave a reply!
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Say you’re a former governor of Illinois and you’re in a room with a former...
– Jon Stewart
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Too Much Coffee: The Bridget Franckowiak Story
One woman’s struggle to sit still after having 6 espressos in one day - tonight on Lifetime.
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Your Mom.
Your Mom.
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Nosy Co-Worker: What are you listening to all the time?
Me: Podcasts, mostly.
NCW: looks over shoulder at iPhone screen The Smellcast?
Me: Yup.
NCW: …
Me: …
NCW: …
Me: If you’re waiting for me to say something more I’m afraid it’s just not going to happen.
In a meeting
CB: It really bugs me when he does that “hands behind the head, lean back in the chair” thing.
Me: That’s what I call the BJ pose.
CB: Oh my GOD. You’re RIGHT!
Me: If this were a nature documentary they’d say he’s presenting.
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You can tell my carpool buddy is a mom
because whenever she has to brake suddenly she throws her arm across my chest. Or maybe she’s just wants to feel my boobs? Either way it always cracks me up.
Shampoo probably has pancreatitis. She got some fluids and pain meds and will hopefully feel better soon. Also, her diabetes may have corrected itself. Wait, what? I am so tired and confused.
Thanks for the positive pet vibes, everybody. :)
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Subcu what? What taneous? What what?
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Waiting for Fluids
is our current status and my new fake band name.
http://beefranck.tumblr.com/post/7019385767 →
vegkat:
smartgrrrl:
giddygirlie:
pennynickels:
beefranck:
pennynickels:
Tumblr ate my homework while laughing and shouting that no one would believe me.
Tumblr broke the lamp while playing ball in the house and then blamed me for it! And then while Mom was yelling at me it stood behind her…
Tumblr said, “Hey, let’s play hide and seek! You go hide.” And I did and Tumblr never went...
mattdoucette:
beefranck:
pennynickels:
Tumblr ate my homework while laughing and shouting that no one would believe me.
Tumblr broke the lamp while playing ball in the house and then blamed me for it! And then while Mom was yelling at me it stood behind her and made faces at me!
One time, Tumblr said we were gonna go to the movies and I went and he got into the rated R movie and my dad...
giddygirlie:
pennynickels:
beefranck:
pennynickels:
Tumblr ate my homework while laughing and shouting that no one would believe me.
Tumblr broke the lamp while playing ball in the house and then blamed me for it! And then while Mom was yelling at me it stood behind her and made faces at me!
Tumblr grabbed my hand and slapped me with it over and over and said, “Why are you hitting...
pennynickels:
Tumblr ate my homework while laughing and shouting that no one would believe me.
Tumblr broke the lamp while playing ball in the house and then blamed me for it! And then while Mom was yelling at me it stood behind her and made faces at me!
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SHENANIGANS!
SHENANIGANS!
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SHENANIGANS!
SHENANIGANS!
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