August 2011
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The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Full Grown →
One of the songs from Penny’s playlist made me blush.
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July 2011
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So Penny made a Spotify playlist just for me with a million songs on it and I’m not sure how this works but I’m pretty sure we’re married now.
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I just really like King Missile, okay? - a Spotify... →
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The problem with self-medicating is getting the dosage right.
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I just had a very special nerd moment
watching Flansburgh sing “I Can Hear You” into the I Am T-Pain app on the iPhone on Engadget.
I'M SORRY PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN
THIS IS JUST HOW I LAUGH OKAY
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That’s twice today she’s had her boob grabbed.
– Helen
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Jennifer Aniston would play you.
– Helen, developing the screenplay for Searching For Boners: The Bridget Franckowiak Story
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I think I encouraged him.
The tour guide’s presentation is full of nerdy references and horrible puns. He keeps looking to me for a laugh after each one. Which, of course, I do.
We're on a boat!
Tour guide: Hi everybody!
Me: Hi, Doctor Nick!
Tour guide: *points* She gets it.
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Helen: Should a man his age be wearing a Spiderman shirt?
Me: YES.
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My friend Mary Jane
found out when she arrived at her train station in Michigan this morning that service is suspended today. Lots of other people there were surprised to find this out, too.
So now she is currently driving herself as well as a young couple she just met to Chicago.
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Gee my reading glasses didn't seem all that...
but I suppose I should keep in mind that it helps to look at things *through* the lenses instead of looking at things *over* the lenses.
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exanaplanetooch:
Randomly found this online - cant recall where. Clearly an outtake from MST3k, Season 1 - where Servo (originally voiced by Josh Weinstein, as you’ll hear) hits on a blender.
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Carpool Buddy and another friend are taking me to...
for an early birthday celebration tomorrow. She mentioned that her husband will drive us home from the train station.
Me: But the train ride back is an hour and a half. Surely we’ll be sober by then?
CB: *blinks* You do know that you can drink on the train, right?
Me: Oooooookay…
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How about shutting the fuck up? Is that covered under your SLA?
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Love.
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regarding Kik
Jamie: So what's this nonsense?
Me: It's a messaging thingie. Now I can text you and stuff!
Jamie: Good lord.
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Violent Femmes - I'm Free →
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“Bridget, this is not livejournal and your name is not sadpanda73.”
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Perogies.
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Hey, you all
asksarahpalin:
How do I get featured as one of them Tumblr blogs for America to know about! Todd can’t find the setting to make this blog really poplar.
Hey guys, go ask Sarah something, won’t you? Thank you!