October 2011
My new business cards will read:
Bridget Franckowiak
Stitchwad
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iamsuperannoying asked: Now. START DRIVING. Although last time we had a sleepover that involved liquor it ended badly... *WINK* (Yes, I shouted wink at you.)
“Huh. Maybe I could wear a dress like that. You know, if I wanted to try being a...”
– after a friend introduced me to Adele
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Reverting to Taupe
fakebandname:
First Album: Accent Wall
via
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September 2011
Telling Jim about the sniffle/snorter at work
Me: No one needs to make that much noise. It's ridiculous.
Jim: Oh, kind of like when you laugh.
Me: What?
Jim: What?
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Depressingly Amusing
giddygirlie:
I follow this theme online community. The community allows for individuals to have their own blog and it feeds through the website’s main RSS feed. Most people talk about theme park related stuff, but there is one lady who uses the blog to vent as if it is a therapist. I’m not sure that she realizes that it’s being published to everyone on the RSS feed.
Because of the way the blogs...
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Things that I hate more than rescinding offers of...
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Um…
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Yeah, I got nothing.
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I've been told by a few people now that I should...
but I can’t think of what my awesome Roller Derby name would be, so I guess that’s that.
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Me: *cautiously* Hey, tiger! How's it going?
My Brain: Eh.
Me: Hey, you wanna look for stuff to post about at Mr X Stitch?
My Brain: Nope.
Me: Okay. You wanna get a new hoop ready so you can stitch during the conference call later?
My Brain: Nope.
Me: You wanna try to sort through our work emails so we'll stop getting that warning about being over our limit?
My Brain: *shudders* Ugh.
Me: I'm sorry, it's just that you don't want to do any of the stuff we usually love to do, so I thought maybe...
My Brain: Why don't we just stay in bed?
Me: But we don't sleep!
My Brain: So?
Me: Hey. Come on. We have to do *something*.
My Brain: Wanna make a bet?
: *pause*
Me: Wanna dick around on the Internet?
My Brain: Yeah, okay.
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azzura47 asked: 你怎么做？我加入tumblr只是以不同的方式，所以我可以问问题！你为我骄傲吗？ Brad
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OMG
SPORTS
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Episode 161: Thanks, Mom! →
A new episode of Emergency Pants is now available for your consumption and/or amusement.
Join us, won’t you? Thank you!
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I am tired
I have resigned myself to the fact that I won’t be able to catch up on the antics I missed here today and therefore will most certainly perish.
Identifying an ally
Me: You know the one good thing about going through these training sessions twice?
Co-worker: What?
Me: Nothing. There is not a *single* thing that's good about it.
Co-worker: I really want to hug you right now.
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“How did you feel when you had to keep probing? Was it comfortable,...”
– Trainer
I'm sorry, but she's been working each and every...
Co-worker: Are you coming?
Me: In a little bit.
Co-worker: You're going to be late.
Me: I have some offers to extend.
Co-worker: I did, too. I allowed extra time so I could extend them and still get to training on time.
Me: Sometimes I daydream about ripping off one of your tiny arms and beating you with it.
Co-worker: What?
Me: What?
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Fact
I have ended more than one self-pity party before it even got started by imagining how Frank Grimes would see my life.
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I would like my two weeks of Akron, cold beer, and ‘poor, poor thing’ now, please.
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rosiethenerdfighter:
Marceline | Bury You/I’m...
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ambergoesclick asked: Just heard you called out on an old episode on MBMBaM! What did you make for them, if you don't mind my asking?
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Heartfelt statement of joy and affection.
jwisser:
delgrosso:
beefranck:
smartasshat:
beefranck:
Unpopular opinion.
Instant, overblown outrage.
Long-winded, overly-personal and emotional response.
Sarcastic derision of everyone involved.
Smartass comment, followed by earnest and unnecessarily literal dissection of all previous comments.
Terse, bitter response. Generalization about the Internet. Vague threat to delete...
smartasshat:
beefranck:
Unpopular opinion.
Instant, overblown outrage.
Long-winded, overly-personal and emotional response.
Unpopular opinion.
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Trainer: Can anybody tell me what a red asterisk next to a field indicates?
: *silence*
Trainer: Anybody?
Me: Um. It's a required field.
Trainer: Good! You get a prize.
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Trainer: What?
Me: What?
Hello, my name is Soggybottom McGee
and I shall be your guide to the mysterious and annoying land of the malfunctioning auto-flush.
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No carpool today
Me: Hello?
CB: Hey! I'm right behind you.
Me: Oh! Hi!
CB: Were you singing?
Me: No! Maybe... yes.
CB: You never sing when we carpool.
Me: That's because I care about you and your safety.
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