March 2012
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Me: Hey. Can I ask you something?
My Brain: Yeeeeees?
Me: Why did I cry so much today? It was a good day.
My Brain: *shrugs* I dunno. HEY LOOK JAKE THE DOG!
Me: Oooooo- wait. Are you trying to distract me?
My Brain: What? No! No way! HEY LOOK MARU!
Me: OMG!!!- WAIT. Tell me why I was crying today! In front of my boss, even! Do you have any idea how much that sucks?
My Brain: Do you really want to know?
Me: ...
My Brain: *raises eyebrow*
Me: So. Maru?
My Brain: That's what I thought you were gonna say.
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Anonymous asked: If you could take any 2 of your tumblr fans (that aren't people you know in the really real world) on an all expenses paid trip around the world, who would you take? (As an addendum, there would be a magical guarantee that these two people wouldn't actually turn out to be creepers or anything awful.)
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braincooksidea asked: I am so jealous that you are going to Portland and going to Sock Dreams. I want socks from there so BAD.
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tj asked: Pie?
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The movie documenting our love would be titled Bye...
misschasse replied to your post: I’m starting to think that I weigh my food to keep track
This might be the beer talking… But I am so gay for you. I mean you are awesome. I’d switch teams. And there’s only one other woman I’ve ever said that about. Ellen Page.
But I dunno if I can pull off that Ann-Margret dance sequence.
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I'm starting to think that I weigh my food to keep...
of just how ashamed I should be.
February 2012
I Should Have Worn a T-Shirt Under This Sweater
A poem of apology by Bridget Franckowiak
I really should have worn
A t-shirt under this
Or maybe a turtleneck
Sorry.
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Enlightenment
texburgher:
All life is suffering.
Attachment is the root of suffering.
It is possible not to suffer.
If you are a robot.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING.
Overheard
Thing 1: You can get a full serving of vegetables if you eat these Terra chips.
Thing 2: Right, but I could eat Cheetos and be *happy*.
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That new hire I quoted the other day will not stop...
It’s awesome and weird.
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Welcome to the Man Man and Martin Hsu appreciation blog.
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ronbailey answered your question: YOU GUYS ARE BOTH RIGHT OK
Oh shoot, we are just talking out a point, sweetheart. I love discussions like this, and I love Shane!
YAY!
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bestgirlbetty asked: I need a new hobby! I wish I knew how to do needlepoint or crochet or knit. I love the things you create. How old were you when you first began to do needlepoint? Have you ever received nasty emails complaining about the content of your artwork? xo, Julie
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Anonymous asked: Boner?
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You could ask me something →
if you want.
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YOU GUYS ARE BOTH RIGHT OK
Can we please just get back to dick jokes and cat pictures?
Eh? Eh?
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Richard Cheese - Stand Up
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O hai! Pants!
Let me know if there’s anything you would like Mr. Bluefoot and I to discuss on Pants tonight, won’t you? Thank you!
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It's time for my weekly call with my most...
They call it a weekly update. I call it “Let’s fight!”
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“🎶 I need coffeeeee 🎶”
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Holy crap.
I think I might be… caught up.
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