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aroseblossoming asked: Hey there! I downloaded the last 2 episodes of Emergency Pants this weekend and listened to them on my drive on Saturday. I haven't laughed that much in a long time! I almost had to pull over at one point. And I have to say, I absolutely love your laugh! I will definitely be listening every week. xoxo, Lana
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April 2012
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Psssssst. Hey, Candidate. Guess what?
Bullying me is *not* going to get you hired. Douchebonnet.
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I just realized
that now that I can knit, I can finally do something I’ve dreamed of since I was thirteen years old - knit a list of those who have wronged me à la Madame Defarge.
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SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
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smartasshat: lindstifa: beefranck: lindstifa: beefranck: smartasshat replied to your post: Bridget Franckowiak: “Five tables asked what was so funny over here.” My proudest moment. :)  It really was awesome. It was such a joyous inquisition. We love that manager. Joyous Inquisition is my new fake band name. First single: What’s so funny over here? First album: Four DED in...
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lindstifa: beefranck: smartasshat replied to your post: Bridget Franckowiak: “Five tables asked what was so funny over here.” My proudest moment. :)  It really was awesome. It was such a joyous inquisition. We love that manager. Joyous Inquisition is my new fake band name.
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smartasshat replied to your post: Bridget Franckowiak: “Five tables asked what was so funny over here.” My proudest moment. :) 
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Bridget Franckowiak:
frightening people with my laughter since 1973
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The restaurant I’m at is *crammed* with nerds from Anime Central.
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yhf: Every so often, a writer will come along in one medium or another that somehow captures a common thread among many different types of people, and I’m reminded of the beauty in how innately awful humanity is at its core.
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Me: Soooo...
My Hair: WHAT.
Me: I was just...
My Hair: SAY IT.
Me: Uh...
My Hair: JUST. SAY IT.
Me: It's just... You're HUGE.
My Hair: *gasp* How DARE you.
Me: I'm sorry.
My Hair: IT IS VERY, VERY HUMID. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN IT'S HUMID.
Me: *muttering* Yeah, you make me look like I'm trying to emulate Debbie Gibson in the 80's.
My Hair: I HEARD THAT.
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DrawSomething, I would ask you to kindly refrain...
smartasshat: It’s only civil. Plus, I think you lost a good boner drawing meant for BURJIT. Dick. SADDEST STORY EVER TOLD.
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