July 2012
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We are adults.
katefeetie:
halfbakedidea:
“Farter on the Roof” “Farter of the Opera” “How to Succeed in Farts Without Really Trying” “Death of a Fartman” “Les Miserfarts” “Cats… With Farts.” “FartRent” “Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred fartlets… How do you measure, measure a year…” “How about… Faaaaarts?”
Faaaarting… All alone in the mooooonlight…
I stopped breathing at this point.
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The Internet just married the Internet to the Internet.
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June 2012
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Katie: We could have had a wedding for our cats! Oh, but they're both girls.
Me: Right, that's illegal here.
Suzy: OH! They could have a civil MEWnion!
Katie: ... I want to sit somewhere else.
I tried on a dress this morning and it felt weird
so I went home and sat around in my underwear and ate a burrito now I feel like myself again.
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thejohnblog replied to your photo: Tic Tac TJs: me—and—-you thejohnblog merlin …
(BURNS TUMBLR DOWN)
DAMMIT JOHN I WAS USING THAT
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marleymarley replied to your photo: Tic Tac TJs: me—and—-you thejohnblog merlin …
I don’t know how I make it in there sometimes, but I do and that always makes me so happy.
(Psssst.)
(It’s because I like you.)
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WordsWithPoopdecks
tj:
The Wife: “That one’s mine, I put my mouth on it.” Me: “Is that how we determine ownership now?”
And then she put her mouth on me.
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gatsbylives replied to your post: misseffieb replied to your photo: Night…
I’m not sure all these people understand.
It’s not like years ago.
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misseffieb replied to your photo: Night stitching.
DESEEERRVES A QUIET NIGHT
Exactly what I was going for. :)
Psssst
(The needle isn’t in my nail. That’s the shadow. I’m fine. :) )
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“As long as TJ has his thing in his hand, he’s fine.”
– WifeofTJ
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“Have you heard the good news about Fartboners?”
– Poop Deckin’.
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noelanthony asked: Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it.
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Unintentional nap
and now I don’t know where I am or what my name is and what day is it anyway
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monkeyfrog replied to your photo: Some weirdo is winking at me. Gross. (Taken with…
How’s your owies today?
Still sore, but I’m better than yesterday. New bruises show up and the old ones change color. Kinda like a lava lamp but not!
“I’m in lesbians with you.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Has anyone else seen "So I Married An Ax Murderer"...
pennynickels:
sblaufuss:
styro:
missbananafish:
edendae:
trollface-mommy:
imahappilymarriedwoman:
eiregirl05:
Dammit.
No, no you are not alone. I think there’s maybe three other people in the universe besides ourselves that have seen it.
A) I love that stupid movie.
B) Hiya there Sweetcheeks! =-)
one of my favorites… now come, let us dance like children of the night
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“Present your lady your longer item.”
– best spam ever
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mattdoucette:
I think this is still my favorite...
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