Wait. Beef RanCk? That looks silly. That's not how you spell rank. It would be how you spelled it if it had a tumor. Beef Tumor RanCk-o-cock-a-titus. Does your Beef smelling RanCk farts give people tumors? I think youre undermistooding me.
I would like to share one of my favorite poems: Ooey gooey was a worm / A mighty worm was he / He sat upon the railroad track / The train he did not see / Ooey gooey. My question: do you have a favorite poem?
I love it. :) It made me think of the baby bumblebee song we used to sing in girl scouts!
My favorite poem has always been this one by Dickinson:
I’m nobody - who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there’s a pair of us—don’t tell They’d banish us, you know
How dreary to be somebody How public, like a frog To tell your name the livelong day To an admiring bog
My mom got me a subscription to Saveur once upon a time, but I only really look at the pictures. Sometimes I buy Sampler and Antique Needlework Quarterly, but again, only for the pictures/patterns. I’ll admit it. I DON’T READ THE ARTICLES.
Last night I was all pissy and sad and hormoney because PMS and I started thinking sad thoughts about sad things and the stupid white noise dealy on my iPod wasn't making the sad stuffs go away so I listened to Emergency Pants instead and slept like a fucking baby. After the Red Bull I drank at 5:00 pm wore off that is. Wait, you said question not story. Uh... OH! Will there be Pants tonight?
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus Kat, there will be Pants!
Candidate:*complains about failing the assessment*
Candidate:*says he's been working in the field for 10 years and he is an excellent adjuster*
Me:I'm sure you are, but this is more about whether or not you will be a fit here. The assessment has been in place for years. It's policy and there is nothing that I can do to change it. You can try again in a year.
Candidate:*argues that the assessment is flawed and he should get the job anyway for 10 MINUTES*
Me:*breaking in* ___? I promise you that I cannot do anything else for you. Please understand, this is not my decision and it is not something that is going to change. I know you are disappointed. I am sorry for that.
Candidate:*states he will call everyone in the company until they change their mind*
Me:... May I be frank with you? You are not helping your case right now.