August 2012
girlrufus asked: If one Doctor who companion could be your companion who would you choose?
mightyquinn72 asked: Wait. Beef RanCk? That looks silly. That's not how you spell rank. It would be how you spelled it if it had a tumor. Beef Tumor RanCk-o-cock-a-titus. Does your Beef smelling RanCk farts give people tumors? I think youre undermistooding me.
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Anonymous asked: Biggie or Tupac?
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pantsfreesia asked: I would like to share one of my favorite poems: Ooey gooey was a worm / A mighty worm was he / He sat upon the railroad track / The train he did not see / Ooey gooey. My question: do you have a favorite poem?
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STRONG OPINION ABOUT A THING
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yellowhat asked: I mean, you know, how are you, and stuff? How is Shampoo? How how how? What animal does that sound like to you? I can't decide, personally.
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July 2012
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mightyquinn72 asked: Is it bee Frank or Beef rank? Cause that's what my farts smell like.
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noelanthony asked: Where... where is the other sock
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tbridge asked: Pardon me, but I am lead to believe that you feel ways about things when it comes to boners. Could you perhaps elucidate your feels?
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emilyruthless-deactivated201211 asked: I know YOU'RE okay, but are your Boners okay!?!?!?
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unclelouieintheworld asked: Farts? Farts... Lots and lots of farts?
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audioper asked: Still doin a'ight?
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toolateadopter asked: What about now? How are you now?
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redcloud asked: Hey, just checking in. Are you okay?
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misschasse asked: I took a very large poop this morning.
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pantsfreesia asked: Did you know that "fine" also stands for Fucked-up Neurotic Insecure and Emotional? Because I am usually "fine" too.
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tacotuesdayeveryday asked: Just FYI, Apparently Courtney Stodden is geting a reality show. I HOPE THIS MAKES YOUR DAY!
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yhf asked: Hi, Bridget, how are you?
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120pagemonster asked: What should I put on my new name plate on my office door? I want to confuse and amaze my co-workers.
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digthecat replied to your post: How are you today? What’s one thing you’d like to accomplish this week/month/year?
But how much gravy are you hoping to get through this week/month/year?
GALLONS.
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dishyart-deactivated20121126 asked: Wait! How are you?
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monkeyfrog asked: Do you think the pigs will like the basketball I just bought them?
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toolateadopter asked: Hey. Hey Burjit. Hey. So... How are you today?
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emilyruthless-deactivated201211 asked: How much boners would a boner honer hone if a boner honer could hone boners?
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painedbrain asked: Olympics question! If a male medal winner is admitted to the hospital with a 4+ hour boner, should he lose his medal(s) for doping?
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mrsbadcrumble-deactivated201301 asked: As a secret ginger, I love your red hair. (It's not really a secret, blonde just hides the rampant white hair better.) You need a sassy green scarf for fall to set off your hair and eyes.
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spunthread asked: How are you doing today? (This question might make you more bored. Sorry.)
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jamiek asked: How are you today? What's one thing you'd like to accomplish this week/month/year?
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redcloud asked: Coffee makes me happy. I like coffee. Do you like coffee?
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redcloud asked: What should I ask you?
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flumpf asked: What magazines do you read if you read magazines?
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iamsuperannoying asked: Last night I was all pissy and sad and hormoney because PMS and I started thinking sad thoughts about sad things and the stupid white noise dealy on my iPod wasn't making the sad stuffs go away so I listened to Emergency Pants instead and slept like a fucking baby. After the Red Bull I drank at 5:00 pm wore off that is. Wait, you said question not story. Uh... OH! Will there be Pants...
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mattdoucette asked: HI! Also…um…HI!!!!
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You could ask me something.
Or not. It’s cool.
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Candidate: *complains about failing the assessment*
Me: I understand.
Candidate: *says he's been working in the field for 10 years and he is an excellent adjuster*
Me: I'm sure you are, but this is more about whether or not you will be a fit here. The assessment has been in place for years. It's policy and there is nothing that I can do to change it. You can try again in a year.
Candidate: *argues that the assessment is flawed and he should get the job anyway for 10 MINUTES*
Me: *breaking in* ___? I promise you that I cannot do anything else for you. Please understand, this is not my decision and it is not something that is going to change. I know you are disappointed. I am sorry for that.
Candidate: *states he will call everyone in the company until they change their mind*
Me: ... May I be frank with you? You are not helping your case right now.
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Bridget Franckowiak
Ruining everything since 1973
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