They’re pretty much the best pancakes I’ve ever made. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip.
I love you.
"Well, heeyyyy, gang. Where’s the par-TAY?"
A little over three years ago, I had an ill-considered goatee. After a mishap resulting from careless shaving one morning, I got rid of the whole thing in steps and documented the process with an eye for maximum boffo laffs. This was one of the results.
My husband, ladies and gentlemen.
(Thanks to Brookelynn Morris for the catch!)