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cateyesbeesknees asked:
hi burjit! hi! I think you're neat.OMG I LIKE YOU AND THINK YOU ARE NEAT TOO!
I thought that was Bridget, and then I remembered she doesn’t have kids. Can I still pretend it’s her and say the kid is for a meal-time sacrifice?
Goddammit. You sacrifice ONE KID and nooooobody ever lets you forget about it!
Um. HELLO DOWN THERE?
Hello?
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Echo!
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(Source: abriannaa)
In which I tell a story while a dog licks my face.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Seeing my friends being awesome parents makes me cry.
KNOCK IT OFF, JERKS.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
(via tealeafprincess)
“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
(via oddpicturesoddpeople)
Good to know that I’m some men’s worst nightmare come true.
(via dani-kelley)
This makes me feel kind of powerful. RAWR!!! YOU BETTER RUN BOYS!
If you have the time/inclination/ability to post audio or video
I would love to be able to hear some of your voices when I’m back home tonight.
I dunno.
I wanted this back here today.
Here’s some stuff that will ruin your life. I have a lot more, but this is a good start.
