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This picture of Kirk Cameron celebrating his birthday is amazing to me. I want an oil painting of this hanging in my living room.

Somebody left behind their orange juice.

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE MOST SURREAL THING IVE EVER SEEN

Unfaltering beauty.

Every time I look back at it, there’s something new that I find fascinating.

“What’s wrong with this picture?”

“Several dozen subtle things. Like if Dali had painted clocks that were just barely starting to melt.”

This is the saddest, most somber birthday celebration I’ve ever seen.

I will not be able to rest until I know why the woman in the corner felt the need to wedge herself between empty cardboard boxes and a garbage can. I DEMAND AN ANSWER.

“We need a conference room table. Ideas?”

“I’ll ask around at church. Maybe someone has an old dining room set they don’t want anymore.”

“Oh, I know! Let’s get one of those 6 foot subs!”

“Hey, let’s not go crazy. Three, three and a half feet will do us just fine.”