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Shampoo:
*knead knead knead knead*
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Me:
Hey, give it a rest.
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Shampoo:
One second. *knead knead knead knead*
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Me:
If you don't stop you're off my lap for the morning.
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Shampoo:
Yeah, yeah. *knead knead knead knead*
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Me:
I mean it.
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Shampoo:
*knead knead knead knead*
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Me:
*slowly pushes Shampoo off of my lap onto the floor*
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Shampoo:
*KNEADKNEADKNEADKNEADKNEADKNE-* *clunk*
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Me:
I warned you.
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Shampoo:
It was worth it.