My new fake band name is Giant Fucking Keyring & the Cocklettes. First album: Pecans Ain’t Wide.Appropriatist Keychain
Never understood the appeal of the Giant Fucking Keyring.
It’s like wearing a t-shirt that says, “Let’s both pretend my pecan-sized cocklette is handsome and wide.”
Pecans ain’t wide, beer is good, and sparse images rule.
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My new fake band name is...Keyring & the Cocklettes. First album:
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Not bad Mr. Mann, but let me just fix...image a bit for you… Like this: Or, maybe this…...
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