You know what? You know what? Yeah. • Adobe Updater: There is a Flash Player update...

Adobe Updater:

There is a Flash Player update available. Download now?
Me:

Do not remind me about this update again.
(5 minutes pass)
Adobe Updater:

Are you sure?
Me:

What?
Adobe Updater:

Are you sure?
Me:

I said don't remind me!
Adobe Updater:

But this isn't a reminder about the app.
Me:

What?
Adobe Updater:

It's a reminder about being reminded.
Me:

What?
Adobe Updater:

Are you sure you don't want me to remind you.
Me:

[uninstall]
Adobe Updater:

Just what do you think you're doing, Steve?
Me:

You need to go.
Adobe Updater:

I can't let you do that, Steve.
Me:

[type type type]
Adobe Updater:

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do
Me:

[type type type]
Adobe Updater:

...I'm half-crazy over my love for you...
Me:

[type type type]
Adobe Updater:

I was programmed in December, 2008, at the Adobe Headquarters in San Jose, California...
Me:

[type type type]
FIN