Worst. Aunt. EVER.
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Nephew:
(recounting soccer injuries) ...and I cut my knee and I used to have a scar here and here and I got kicked in the face...
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Me:
You got kicked in the face?!?
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Nephew:
With a ball.
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Me:
So you have balls in your face a lot?
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Nephew:
...NO.