pennynickels:

sblaufuss:

styro:

missbananafish:

edendae:

trollface-mommy:

imahappilymarriedwoman:

eiregirl05:

Dammit. 

No, no you are not alone. I think there’s maybe three other people in the universe besides ourselves that have seen it.

A) I love that stupid movie.

B) Hiya there Sweetcheeks! =-)

one of my favorites… now come, let us dance like children of the night

Excuse me, I ordered a large cappuccino.

Woman, woe-man, whoa-man!!

I believe that all Scottish food is based on a dare.

“She smelled like soup.” 

“Wow, you’ve turned into a right sexy wee bastard.”