mathcat345 answered:
Once there was a woman who wanted to rebel. So she ran her dishwasher at 5:45 in the morning, laughing in the face of the association bylaws!
elizabethplaid said:
Sorry that link doesn’t work anymore. It was a fairytale generator. I have the tale it generated for me, but it’s too long for the ask box. If you’d like, I can email it.
tedfromtheinternet answered:
Once upon a time there was a lonely Alaskan boy stuck in his room in an orange spacesuit listening to AC/DC on a weak FM radio…