xntrek said: so … you got me a … gift prayer? Is that even a thing? In order of gifts that seem to be the least effort, Gift card > Charity donation “in your name” > A gift prayer … I … nothing. Speechless.
jewlesthemagnificent said: ACK. Also why did she put “Mom and Dad” in quotation marks? How did you get so awesome in such an un-awesome setting? You’re a gosh darn miracle BURJIT. A gosh darn miracle.
biscuit-tornado said: You ought to send it back with the quotemarks circled in red Sharpie and in your own writing beneath, “Let’s make these a literal thing instead of a weird typo and just don’t talk to me ever again ever.”