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Once upon a time I was out to breakfast with friends and I went to the bathroom. I checked my phone, as you do, and Shane had tweeted “I’m going to call the manufacturers of the Tiddy Bear about my new invention, the Snadge Elephant.” and I laughed right the fuck out loud in the bathroom stall and there was a lady in the stall next to me with her kid who said “What’s that lady laughing at, Mommy?” and her mother said “Nothing. Just finish up, Kaylee.” “But Mommy I…” “FINISH UP KAYLEE FINISH UP NOW.” and then I laughed even harder because come on I HAD to and I’m really, really sorry Kaylee.

THE END.

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    I take great joy in this.
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