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My old boss applied for a job here

  • Co-worker:

    I just had to show you.

  • Me:

    STAY AWAY. Bad news bears! He withheld taxes from my paycheck and never payed them. My paychecks bounced. One of my placements fell through before the guarantee period was up and he never paid them back. I paid them back $5,000 out of my pocket to save face. HE IS A NIGHTMARE.

  • Co-worker:

    Did I tell you we dated?

  • Me:

    WHAT.

  • Co-worker:

    Yeah, we dated. I broke it off after he got kicked out of the recruiter network he was an officer in. He would collect dues from members and keep the money for himself.

  • Me:

    Jesus.

  • Co-worker:

    I think he's an alcoholic. But you know what the WORST part is?

  • Me:

    What?

  • Co-worker:

    He's a total pervert.

  • Me:

    *blinks* Really. Well. At least he's got ONE redeeming quality.

  • Co-worker:

    What?

  • Me:

    What

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  1. tj said: I laughed out loud in my office.
  2. talesofaniceberg said: LoL. You make me laugh :)
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