So yesterday, a Best Buy sales guy says to me:
Best Buy Guy: Can I help you find something, sir?
Me: Nah, I’m just looking.
BBG: Can I ask you a question? Are you in the military?
Me: No. (thinking he’s offering a military discount)
BBG: A teacher?
Me: Nope. (thinking he’s offering an educator’s discount)
BBG: Man of Christ?
Me: Mmmm. Careful there.
BBG: What?
Me: What?
