prawnsofthetiger asked:Oh god, and then I just remembered another thing... When I was about 16 or so, sex came up while I was at work with my dad (at his store), and he asked me if I knew what sex was. I have no idea what would have happened if I hadn't said I knew, because my dad was so uncomfortable about sex that he wouldn't let us watch Spin City because they had talked about masturbation ONE time that he caught a scene whilst flipping through the channels.
"No. Yes. Maybe. WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?"