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doorhingeteeth asked:

Oh gawwwwsh!!! When I was like 12 I had the weird assumption that sperm was really oily and greasy (perfect for deep frying apparently) and I sat down with my parents and asked them if it was true and my dad said "ehh its more mucus-y kinda like phlegm when you have a cold." Then my mom looked at my dad and said "guess he hasn't started masturbating yet" then when I came out to her she patted me on the arm and said "honey I know. Its about time" my mom is the sassiest of the lassies

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