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  • Boss:

    Go get a cookie!

  • Me:

    No, that's okay.

  • Boss:

    Go on!

  • Me:

    I can't.

  • Boss:

    One cookie won't hurt you.

  • Me:

    No, I mean I really can't. I'm allergic to eggs.

  • Boss:

    You are? You can't have cookies or cake or brownies?

  • Me:

    Most of the time, no.

  • Boss:

    Oh wow. *pause* Well, then I'm not going to have a cookie either.

  • Me:

    You don't have to do that.

  • Boss:

    Pfffft. Look at those cookies. I bet they don't even taste good.

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  1. tigartar reblogged this from atallyn
  2. xostitches said: So. Weeeirrd!
  3. atallyn reblogged this from beefranck
  4. hugeinjapan said: Did they come from the cafeteria? Those do NOT, in fact, taste good. Mostly like mediocrity and regret. And cinnamon.
  5. filenotfoundwebsitenotfound said: Aww! Also, I’m terrible. I would have you go get one and give it to me.
  6. frageelay said: I am the friend who would cram them into her mouth like the cigarette guy from the Guinness Book of World Records, then would pause furtively, grunting, “Huh?”
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