Today I have been informed that I need to buy a travel sized board game for tomorrow, bake cookies for Wednesday, and bring canned goods and a $10 wrapped gift (no gift cards!) for Thursday. I’m hearing this for the first time today. At 2 in the afternoon.
URGE TO KILL RISING
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frakintosh said:
when i worked at cartoons, xmas at the studio meant “take two” from a selection of craft beers, wine and liquor. i think that’s a better plan, myself.
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braincooksidea said:
Go crazy?
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fancycwabs said:
You should bring travel sized Fuck You and ass cookies.
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merlin said:
#cakeintheconferenceroom
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120pagemonster said:
Hey, I know the perfect board game to bring. It’s called “FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING OFFICE PARTY”. (by Milton Fucking Bradley)
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raiselm said:
FORCED FRIVOLITY IS THE WORST
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