how to make a wall sign to properly convey the real you
- buy one of these stupid “laugh” signs from your local crafting store. feel embarrassed as you do so.
- retrieve your favourite shade of glitter paint from your collection. i chose red.
- now comes the cathartic part: snap that sign in half where the a and u meet. doesn’t matter if it’s not neat, because it’s not like you care
- discard the “la”, or keep it if you’re odd
- paint the other piece thoroughly if you want it to look good, or if you’ve given up trying, just slap it on. or don’t paint it at all.
- hang it proudly on your wall so people know you just don’t give a fuck any more.
- makes a perfect gift for yourself or the people in your life who are sick of the world’s shit.