THIS KID, YOU GUYS. UGH.
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NS:
I was thinking maybe that we could encourage the managers to schedule their own interviews.
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Me:
Okay... Why's that?
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NS:
It's such a hassle.
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Me:
Which is why WE do it.
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NS:
Well, they KNOW their schedule.
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Me:
True, but we know the candidates' schedules. And it's part of our job.
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NS:
I was just thinking that maybe if it was presented to them in the right way, they would want to do it themselves. Like, if you use positive language.
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Me:
Oh, I gotcha. You want me to get them to whitewash your fence.
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NS:
What?
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Me:
I said if you spent as much time doing your job as trying to get out of it, you would be done by now.
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NS:
What?
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Me:
I said who did you bone to get this job?
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NS:
What?
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Me:
What?