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  • Me:

    There's not much to report. I've been working most of the weekend.

  • Mom:

    Why? Are they going to pay you for it?

  • Me:

    No, I'm salaried. Things are really busy. I'm just hoping to get caught up.

  • Mom:

    Well, aren't YOU a good boy.

  • Me:

    Uh, girl.

  • Mom:

    *pause* No, that doesn't work.

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  1. craftastrophies said: THANKS MUM NO WAIT NOT THANKS WHAT’S THE OTHER ONE?
  2. tochaseortohunt said: :/
  3. eoporto said: Yeah everyone knows good girls don’t work
  4. monkeyfrog said: NEITHER DO YOU, BITCHFACE.
  5. twitchyspastic said: wat
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