You know what? You know what? Yeah.

Okay.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:59:54 -0500

Maybe I just have to get used to it.

I don’t know if I’m just in a mood, but I feel ugly.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:51:31 -0500

I don’t know if I’m just in a mood, but I feel ugly.

SHE TRICKED ME AND PUT MAKEUP ON MY FACE

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:30:00 -0500

AND I LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS DAMMIT

She won't do red streaks in my hair until I try it with extensions first. 😔

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:21 -0500

Nikki: So, same color as last time?

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:59:56 -0500

Nikki: So, same color as last time?

Me: Um. I'm thinking if trying something different.

Nikki: *laughs*

Me: You won't like it.

Nikki: We'll talk about it.

I am really proud/ashamed of this.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:26:17 -0500

I am really proud/ashamed of this.

Shat gets me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:20:51 -0500

Shat gets me.

I'm wearing one of my new bras to work for the first time today and it makes me feel like I'm pointing at stuff with my boobs.

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:41:00 -0500

I think we did ok.

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:25:40 -0500

I think we did ok.

Good morning.

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:36:47 -0500

Good morning.

tracingben: No One Knows My Plan - They Might Be GiantsI must...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:25:49 -0500

tracingben:

No One Knows My Plan - They Might Be Giants

I must be silent, must contain my secret smile
I want to tell you
You my mirror
You my iron bars

No one understands
No one knows my plan

This, my friends, is my motherfucking theme song.

I'll be podcasting live tomorrow with my brother from a Canadian mother and other guests on Pink Wheelnuts.

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:25:11 -0500

It’s a gay podcast about cars. Well, it’s really more of a personal journal, but the man loves his cars.

The agenda reads like this (I am paraphrasing of course):

So-and-so talks about his old truck or something
This guy talks about his scooter
Another guy talks about whether or not he even needs a car
Bridget and her tumblr page

WHAT I TOTALLY FIT IN WHAT

Okay, okay. I downloaded it. Hit me up, people.

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:40:08 -0500

Okay, okay. I downloaded it.

Hit me up, people.

forestine: Hooray!

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:33:46 -0500

forestine:

Hooray!

woowork: Speeding on the Speedway. http://WooWork.com

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:11:54 -0500

woowork:

Speeding on the Speedway. http://WooWork.com

hi burjit! hi! I think you're neat.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:44:43 -0500

OMG I LIKE YOU AND THINK YOU ARE NEAT TOO!

elizabethplaid: I thought that was Bridget, and then I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:18 -0500

elizabethplaid:

I thought that was Bridget, and then I remembered she doesn’t have kids. Can I still pretend it’s her and say the kid is for a meal-time sacrifice?

Goddammit. You sacrifice ONE KID and nooooobody ever lets you forget about it!

octowiggly: Um. HELLO DOWN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:22 -0500

octowiggly:

Um. HELLO DOWN THERE?

Hello?

(hello?)

Echo!

(echo!)

mattdoucette: In which I tell a story while a dog licks my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:09:37 -0500

mattdoucette:

In which I tell a story while a dog licks my face.

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Seeing my friends being awesome parents makes me cry.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:14 -0500

KNOCK IT OFF, JERKS.