claviusrobinsky asked:
My knees hurt, my baby is watching adventure time, who put the devil in deviled eggs??I’m sorry! YAY! This guy:
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claviusrobinsky asked:
Have you ever notifed how you can sometimes taste what you smell? Strippers don't taste like vanilla.Do they taste like Eau de Why Did Daddy Leave?
It’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss:
Our awesome listeners! We received questions/comments/boners from wordishness, smartasshat, xntrek, yhf, vegkat, claviusrobinsky, noelanthony, sniffyjenkins, and ron-bailey! Thanks you guys!
Join us, won’t you? Thank you!
I would also like to add Gimme a Boner! and Boner in Charge.
misschasse replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Adventure Boner! Boner Time!
jimmymarks replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Boner Meets World Boner: Texas Boner Tim and Eric, Awesome Boner, Great Boner! Squidboners The Boner Girls Boners and Recreation
faneffingtastic replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
All My Boners Sons of Boners Big Boners Theory Man versus Boners
claviusrobinsky replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Small Boner, Silver Boner, The Fresh Boner of Bel Air, All in the Boner, The Greatest American Super Boner, The Dukes of Boner, The Boner Team, DeGrassi Boner, The Boner Years, Get a Boner, Boner Lewis Can’t Lose, 21 Boner Street
dorkitude replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
PBS Edition: This Old Boner, Boner Roadshow, Boners Can Cook, Boner Theater, and of course… Wishbone.
vermiciousknid replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Arrested Bonervelopment. Boner & Grace. Boner’s Anatomy. Boner, She Wrote.
fancycwabs replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
I once won the “…in my pants” song game by mentioning a tune from “The Music Man.”
painedbrain replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
That great mini-series: Lonesome Boner
quesodilla replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Boner Gabba Gabba. Thomas the Boner Engine. Boner the Explorer.
treehat replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
Whose Boner Is It Anyway?, Mock the Boner, 8 Out Of 10 Boners, Never Mind The Bonercocks, Mythboners
catty1 replied to your post: Did we already do TV shows but with boners?
The Gilmore Boners; Superboner or Bonernatural; The Midboner Murders; The Thornboners
claviusrobinsky asked:
Will you help me in my quest? I am seeking to change bathroom practices. Following deposit everyone is to say. "God Speed friend. You served your purpose well. May your journey be swift." A brief pause will follow the statement and then, a solemn flush.This is important, and I will help you.
claviusrobinsky asked:
I'm ready for a career change. What do you gave available that involves being awesome, eating tacos and climbing mountains in glorious solitude?Not a damn thing, my friend. But the first thing this made me think of was this:
claviusrobinsky replied to your post: When I was 13 my dad attempted to have ‘the talk’ with me. I stopped him, pointed out that we had been working together since I was 8 and in that time I had helped him deliver calves, preg check heifers, AI heifers, and observed many a Bull do it’s work. I understood sex, it’s mechanics and it’s consequences. I also pointed out that I was in high school and probably knew more than he did.
I have no idea why that went anon. It’s not like I had sex with a cow. That’s what college is for.
I laughed SO HARD.
claviusrobinsky asked:
Have you ever done a line of Coke off of a dead strippers ass? Because, if you haven't I know some dead hookers.Around here we call that Tuesday.
If by “done a line of coke” you mean “drank a bottle of Coke Zero” and by “off a dead strippers ass” you mean “at your desk”.
claviusrobinsky asked:
FYI--My people demand you consume jello with vegetables in it.My grandma used to make this jello thing with carrots in it and mayonnaise on it.
