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doorhingeteeth asked:

My Christmas isn't very merry this year either. No money for gifts, no tree, no decorations, just my mom and I. Etc. It depresses me cos this used to be my FAVORITE time of the year. I would start listening to Christmas cds right after my bday in Oct. But if I don't think about it. I don't care.

Awwww, sweetie. *hugs*

I did some lights and a little wooden tree from Target so I had something. Maybe you can do something little. Wear a ribbon on your head and make yourself a present! ^___^

doorhingeteeth asked:

Oh gawwwwsh!!! When I was like 12 I had the weird assumption that sperm was really oily and greasy (perfect for deep frying apparently) and I sat down with my parents and asked them if it was true and my dad said "ehh its more mucus-y kinda like phlegm when you have a cold." Then my mom looked at my dad and said "guess he hasn't started masturbating yet" then when I came out to her she patted me on the arm and said "honey I know. Its about time" my mom is the sassiest of the lassies

Love. <3

doorhingeteeth asked:

Tell me a story? :D

When I was a kid my friend and I used to spend weekends at her family’s lake house. We were only about 13, but her parents weren’t worried about leaving us there on our own. At first it seemed really awesome - we walked to the store in town and bought a shit ton of candy, we stayed up late, we did whatever we felt like whenever we felt like it - but then one weekend on the second night there was a whole bunch of drunk guys at the house across the way. As the night went on they got louder and more obnoxious. We were freaked out and scared and I don’t think either of us slept a wink.

The moral of the story: sometimes you really don’t want the thing you think you want. Or something.

THE END.

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