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elizabethplaid asked:

A few quotes from some of my past tumblr posts that you might find amusing: 1) BEARD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION! 2) Just remember that there’s a difference from being held closely in a cherishing manner and bukkake. 3) I’m supposed to make myself dinner, but I think I just want a klondike bar. 4) DTF = "damned to fart"

Damned to Fart is my new fake band name. 

Also, that bukkake thing made me cackle. :)

A lullaby and stories and stuff

noelanthony replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

What if I just poke you in the back of the neck until you fall asleep?

girl-detective replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/877731-burjit-s-lullaby

braincooksidea replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

Having the same issue. Will require tons of coffee in the morn.

marleymarley replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

After avoiding it for over a year, today I finally organized my nightmare horror show of an embroidery floss drawer, & carded all the loose/knotted threads. I thought of you & how my little stash would bring a smile to your face.

120pagemonster replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

There once was a girl who had a safe. If she dreamed about putting something in the safe, it would be there in the real-life safe the next morning. And in her dreams, she robbed all the yarn shops in the tri-state area. The End.

briliantlyfreakish replied to your post: I feel like a wind up toy that can’t wind down.

Chamomile tea. The good kind, it’s stronger. Drink slowly, breathe in the steam. You can also try kava tea, though it can have weird effects.
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