My favorite xmas memory is from 2 years ago. Its tradition to spend the 26th at my aunt/uncle's having a bagel brunch, mimosas, a nap, then we all go home in the evening. Well that year during bagels, it began snowing. And never stopped. We got snowed in. I tried driving but got less than one mile in 15 mins and turned around. My uncle got pizza (he's nuts in the best way), we drank a case of champagne, and played poker all night. Went home the next day. I wish we'd get snowed in every year.
See, getting snowed in at the right time in the right place can be a beautiful thing!
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing. I keep going "ANG NANG NANG NANG" at the dog and cracking myself up. If aliens were watching from space, they would think this is how humans behave all the time. Thanks a lot, you made me look bad in front of the aliens.
I waited to answer this because I wanted to make Suzy laugh again.
ANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG
My mom taught me about sex when I was young (2nd or 3rd grade) because I began asking questions, so she just figured she'd answer them. She was very clinical and medically accurate, and I think did a good job of telling me how things worked without A) freaking me out, B) instilling shame and C) making me uncomfortable. She did, however, show me the video of myself being born. She also got pictures of fetuses at different stages to show me how they developed. I knew a lot in 3rd grade.
Suzy’s Mom: Doing it right.
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