I am Socially Awkward Penguin. #TrueStory
I have hid out in the bathroom until the coast is clear. It’s not because I don’t like kids. I love kids. It’s just that until they are old enough to talk about Spongebob, I don’t really know what to do with them. And I’m kind of afraid I might accidentally break them or something.
There is nothing that encases my heart in a thicker shell of razor ice than the mall.
It’s the grocery store for me.
Wouldn’t shock me if this had already been done, though I didn’t see it in the tags.
Perfect. Can’t you hear it?