replied to your felistella photo PUT YOUR HANDS UP. DROP THE BONER, AND KICK IT OVER TO ME. DON’T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.
replied to your noelanthony photo RELINQUISH THE BONERS IMMEDIATELY.
BLOWDART?? I thought I was the only one with a blowdart inflicted injury? Aside from like... Jungle pigs
Blowdart! My friend’s dad had a bunch of them. We were playing on the floor and all of a sudden my hand hurt really bad. I looked at it and A DART WAS STICKING OUT OF IT. It had been hidden in the carpet.
In conclusion, you and I are BAMFs.
HEY. MAYBE I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE THING. #internetfightball
Well, Noel, I’m really sorry to hear that. Because that makes you a horrible person who hates happiness and freedom. Oh, and a dumbass.
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