tj replied to your post: If all goes well I will be 90 days sober the day before CHSH.

If you drink at CHSH, I promise to play with your hair, tickle you, AAAAAND wink at you.

OK I WON’T I PROMISE OK JUST DON’T

tj replied to your post: Why are Peeps so delicious? WHY?

Peeps are gross. But it’s fine if other people like them.

I agree! 

tj replied to your post: Sure, you save a lot of money on gas when you work from home, but you end up spending it all on pizza delivery and lube.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIZZA?

Huh? What? Nothing! We were just sitting in the basement watching a movie!

GOD STOP BADGERING ME JERK YOU’RE NOT MY DAD

*runs out of room*

*slams door*

Ooops. Sorry, I was a teenager for a second there.