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wordishness asked:

You are the Captain of the Starship Clevername in the 23rd century. Share your first Captain's Log entry after you leave the safe confines of our solar system.

Captain’s Log: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS SHIP THE VAST INKY VOID OF SPACE IS ONE OF MY DEEPEST DARKEST FEARS OH SWEET LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOOOOOO

Two weeks later they will find me cowering in the ductwork, where I will remain until the ship lands safely on a planet. A kind and compassionate empath will bring me food and water to sustain me throughout that time. When asked about my state of mind, she will shake her head sadly and say, “All I’m picking up is a kind of… whimpering sobbing.”

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