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@wordishness replied to your quote “The bible is not particularly illuminating on the topic of fuck…”

From where did you husband get his tumblr name?

He decided to change his tumblr name from yhf to something new, but he wasn’t sure what. Then one day we were talking about a telemarketing job I had back in the early 90’s. If you were heard swearing, you would get written up, so hey suggested that we say words like biscuit, monkey, spaghetti, and tornado in place of the usual swear words. He put a couple of those words together and here we are! 

wordishness asked:

You are the Captain of the Starship Clevername in the 23rd century. Share your first Captain's Log entry after you leave the safe confines of our solar system.

Captain’s Log: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS SHIP THE VAST INKY VOID OF SPACE IS ONE OF MY DEEPEST DARKEST FEARS OH SWEET LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOOOOOO

Two weeks later they will find me cowering in the ductwork, where I will remain until the ship lands safely on a planet. A kind and compassionate empath will bring me food and water to sustain me throughout that time. When asked about my state of mind, she will shake her head sadly and say, “All I’m picking up is a kind of… whimpering sobbing.”

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