It’s episode 210 of Emergency Pants, in which we discuss:
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yhf replied to your quote: “Please don’t run your hands through my hair while…
How can she work in HR and not recognize her inappropriate behavior?
I’ve talked to her boss, who said that she is just “gregarious”, and I don’t even think he was using it as a code for “an asshole”.
I will talk to my boss next, who will proceed to strike both of them down with great vengeance and furious anger.
yhf replied to your chat: Recommending porn blogs is just one of many services he provides.
This is not the way to deal with a post-YLNT reality
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JIM? TELL ME.
What… what do I do?
*weeps quietly to self*
Oh hello I didn’t see you there:
Um, hi Rob:
These people have great clavicles:
They’re not your real dad & mom!
You ought to send it back with the quotemarks circled in red Sharpie and in your own writing beneath, “Let’s make these a literal thing instead of a weird typo and just don’t talk to me ever again ever.”
I love all of these people and cats: